OH ‘sexually active’ i thought you said ‘radioactive.’ well in that case, no. i am not
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Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
how many haters does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter place.
That was so deep I shit myself
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
No but my nickname in middle school was Velma do you understand the situation now
You fuckers think this is a joke?
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me